Monday Joke of the Day
I’m not sure where this came from, I think my sister sent it to me, but it gave me a little chuckle.
A woman walked into a pharmacy, walked up to the pharmacist, looked him straight in the eyes and said, “I would like to buy some cyanide.”
The pharmacist asked, “why in the world would you need cyanide?”
The woman replied, “I need it to poison my husband.”
“Lord have mercy! I can’t give you cyanide to kill your husband,” the pharmacist said. “That would be against the law. I’ll lose my license, they’ll throw the both of us in jail. Absolutely not!”
The woman then reached into her purse and pulled out a picture of her husband in bed with the pharmacist’s wife. The pharmacist looked at the picture, then said, “You didn’t tell me you had a prescription.”