Hump Day Humor
I grew up with real men who don’t care a whit about political correctness. My grandfather didn’t, my father doesn’t, my uncle Lency doesn’t, and I don’t. Most men of today are emasculated with political correctness and possess a total and unreasonable fear of offending someone, anyone. I say “who cares?” If anyone claims to be offended from your word or deed , then they are not your true friend. Real friends would never ask for you to change your personality. They would like you for who you really are.
This little joke was sent to me from my father-in-law. He’s a retired Lt. Commander in the Navy, and he too doesn’t give a crap about who he offends. Oh yea, I don’t know where he got this joke. Just in case there is some sort of copyright law out there. It’s not original to me… Enjoy!
A Taliban commander was leading over a thousand of his men on a road march throughAfghanistan. As they passed a hill, a voice called out, “One Army Ranger can kill 10 Taliban.” He sent 10 of his best men over the hill with orders to kill the infidel.
After several minutes of gunfire, dead silence. Then a voice from behind the hill said, “One Army Ranger can kill 100 Taliban ragheads.” Steaming mad, the commander sent 100 of his men over the hill to kill the wicked infidel.
After 15 minutes of gunfire, dead silence. Then a voice from behind the hill said, “One Army Ranger can kill 1000 Taliban.” The commander sent the rest of his men over the hill with orders to bring him the head of this infidel. After an hour, the gunfire stopped. One of his men staggered down the hill and collapsed at his commander’s feet. The mortally wounded man looked up at his commander and said, “It’s a trap, sir. There are really two of them.”