It’s Hump Day Humor Day! In the wake of the Mohammad movie and then the Libyan riots and then the un-Presidented arrest of the horrible offender… I think I’m going to attempt to make my own riot. I may even get the distain of our President in the act. In all honesty, I don’t give a flip if some folks get offended, everybody is fair game when it comes to jokes…..It is the American way!
Q. What do you call a Muslim who owns a camel and a goat?
Q. How do Muslims practice safe sex?
A. They mark the camels that kick.
Q. What does Tehran and Hiroshima have in common?
A. Nothing, yet.
Q. What do you call a Muslim who owns 6 goats?
A. A pimp.
Q. What’s the difference between a Muslim and a vampire?
A. At some point the vampire will stop being bloodthirsty
Well, that’s it for now. They come pretty easy. If I’m not arrested, I’ll come up with some more next week!