Things to Say to an Obama Voter Who Just Got Laid Off
Thanks to my friend at Hookers and Booze.
#10- “Hey, at least that successful Mormon businessman didn’t win.”
#9- “Didn’t your lady parts warn you this would happen?”
#8- “Look at the Bright Side, Gay marriage passed in four states.”
#7- “Hey, Big Bird still has a job. Isn’t that the important thing?”
#6- “I am sure Obama cares deeply about your situation. Maybe he’ll send you a postcard from Hawaii.”
#5- “Well, look at the bright side, Rush Limbaugh is getting a massive tax increase.”
#4- “Hey! Now you’ll have more time to play with your unicorn.”
#3- “Isn’t it worth losing your job to know that religious organizations now have to pay for abortions and contraceptives?”
#2- “Well, now you and Keith Olbermann have something else in common.”
Seriously, I have used two of these so far last week.
“Forward!!” was sure as hell one of them.
Have a great Day!!