A Nurse With Attitude

Where Dark Cynical Humor, Nursing Issues, and Politics Seem to Merge

We’ve got a lot of banning to do!

bannedPresident Obama signed a mulltitude of executive orders today to further erode our second amendment rights.  In signing this, he said,  ”if these actions result in only saving one life, they’re  well worth taking.  But I’m convinced we can affect the well-being of millions of Americans and take thousands of people out of harm’s way if we act responsibly.”

Let’s see,  “actions that save only one life are worth taking,”  … huh?  Well then, let’s get to banning.

Banning swimming pools would save many lives.

So would banning football.

How about banning shopping carts?  Hundreds of kids are killed each year in carts.

We need to ban organic food after the e-coli outbreaks. It would save many lives.

Naturally we need to reinstate prohibition.  I mean alcohol kills a lot of people.

We have to ban tattoos. That would save a life here and there.

Traveling must be forbidden.   No private planes, motorcyces, or anything dangeous.

All amusement parks must be close,  even if to save just one life.

Snowmobiles, ATVs, dirt bikes and recreation vehicles must all be banned.

Bicycles must be banned.

Skiing and snowboarding are out.

Marijuana must be re-criminalized in Colorado and Washington.

Backpacking must end.

No more boating if even to save just one life.

I am just getting started. I mean really,  If things must be banned even if it results in saving just one life, we have our work cut out for us.

 

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