I’ve just discovered a new diet! Just get a little dose of pneumonia and in a weeks time, you will be at least ten pounds lighter! Simply amazing.
I’m back to feeling my oats once again. I climbed out of the bed for the first time in a while, ate some solid food for the first time in a while, took a shower, brushed my teeth, stepped on the scale… yep ten pounds!
If you look hard enough, you still can find a little bit of positive to almost every misfortune or setback!