Friend over for Dinner
As a disclaimer, and in case my wife ever reads anything I write on this website… this doesn’t relate to anything I do or say in my own home. My life and marrage is totally perfect… O.K. honey? This is pure humor… honest. This is a joke and I got it totally from a friend at work. So relax.
A man brings his best buddy back home for dinner.
His wife screams at him, “What, you have company?
My hair & makeup are not done,
the house is a mess, the dishes are not done, I’m still in
my pajamas & I’ve already cleaned the kitchen.
I can’t be bothered with cooking tonight!!!
What the heck did you bring him around for… Hey is that beer I smell?”
“Cause he’s thinking of getting married.”