A Nurse With Attitude

Where Dark Cynical Humor, Nursing Issues, and Politics Seem to Merge

“Well, You Might Be a Liberal”

 

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  OK, enough of this serious stuff,  I mean, heck,  it’s my first day back from vacation!   Why so serious on the first day back?   I haven’t the foggiest.  So to lighten the mood, I  got these jokes for ya. 

In the spirit of Jeff Foxworthy I’ve got a few “you might be a Liberal” jokes.

 If your Merlot comes in a 25oz glass bottle but won’t allow your kids to buy a 20oz Diet Coke, you might be a liberal.

If you believe that children can’t bring cupcakes to school, but it’s OK for schools to take your child to an abortion clinic, you might be a liberal.

If you oppose capital punishment but support abortion, you might be a liberal.

If you think the independent minds of an all volunteer military are brainwashed by the “conservative machine”, but the turds of the occupy movement who think life owes them a free house, food, college, & medical care aren’t… Well,  you might be a liberal.

 If you think its okay to claim you support middle America, but you willingly give jobs to  illegal aliens over American Labor because it’s cheaper, you might be a liberal.

 If you think stopping Canadian oil from coming to the US by protesting the pipeline is better than Canada shipping it to China is “a good thing,”  you might be a liberal.

 If you cheered when a reporter threw a shoe at Bush, but you booed when a reporter threw a tough question at Obama,  you might be a liberal.

 If you go to a dinner and pay several thousand dollars to listen to the President complain about the wealthy not helping the poor, then you might be a liberal.

 If you hate capitalism but expect a capitalist to provide you a good paying job with great benefits, you might be a liberal.

 If you never feel shame for taking from others without their permission,  you might be a liberal.

 If you believe executing guilty murderers is wrong, but executing the innocent preborn is right, you might be a liberal.

 If you think the Republicans are waging war on women while you ignore how Muslims torture and kill women for “honor,” you might be a liberal.

 

Well, that was fun.  If you can come up with more, feel free to send them in.

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