A Nurse With Attitude

Where Dark Cynical Humor, Nursing Issues, and Politics Seem to Merge

Thought For The Day

 

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A California man was put under 72-hour  psychiatric observation when it was found he owned 100 guns and allegedly had 100,000 rounds of ammunition stored in his home.  The house also featured a secret escape tunnel.  By Southern California standards, someone owning 100,000 rounds is considered “mentally unstable.”

In Michigan, he’d be called “The last white guy still living in Detroit.”

In Arizona, he’d be called “an avid gun collector.”

In Arkansas, he’d be called “a novice gun collector.”

In Utah, he’d be called “moderately well prepared,” but  they’d probably reserve judgment  until they made sure that he had a corresponding quantity of stored food.”

In Kansas, he’d be “A guy down the road you would want to have for a friend.”

In Montana, he’d be called “The neighborhood ‘Go-To guy.”

In Alabama, he’d be called “a likely gubernatorial candidate.”

In Georgia, he’d be called “an eligible bachelor.”

In North Carolina,  Virginia, Mississippi, Tennessee, Kentucky, Ohio, Missouri and South Carolina he would be called “a deer hunting buddy.”

And in Texas he’d just be “Bubba, who’s a little short on ammo.”

 

 

 

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