A Nurse With Attitude

Where Dark Cynical Humor, Nursing Issues, and Politics Seem to Merge

Proof of Obama

Obama flipping us the bird

President  Obama walked into the bank to cash a check. As he
approached the cashier  he said, “Good morning Ma’am, could you please cash this check for  me?”

Cashier:  “It  would be my pleasure sir. Would you please show me your ID?”

Obama:  “Truthfully,  I did not bring my ID with me as I didn’t think there was any need to. I am Barack Obama, the President of the United States of AMERICA !!!!”

Cashier:  “Yes sir, I know who you are, but with all the regulations and monitoring of the banks because of impostors and forgers and requirements of the Dodd-Frank legislation, etc., I must insist on seeing your ID.

Obama:  “Just ask anyone here at the bank who I am and they will tell you. Everybody knows who I am.”

Cashier:  “I am sorry Mr. President but these are the bank rules and I must follow them.”

Obama:  “I  order you to cash this check!”

Cashier:  “Look Mr. President, here is an example of what we can do. One day, Tiger  Woods came into the bank without ID. To prove he was Tiger Woods he  pulled out his putter and made a beautiful shot across the bank into a  cup. With that shot we knew him to be Tiger Woods and cashed his  check.
     Another time, Andre Agassi came in without ID. He pulled out his
tennis  racquet and made a fabulous shot whereas the tennis ball
landed in my  cup. With that shot we cashed his check.
     So, Mr. President, what can you do to prove that it is you, and only you, as the President of the   United States ?”

Obama stands there thinking, and thinking, and finally says, “Honestly, I can’t think of a single thing. I don’t have a  clue what to do.

Cashier:  “Will that be large or small bills, Mr. President?

 

 

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