Today is the day that we all donate to our favorite charity… the US government.
I love to give to charity. I’m putting up the charity tree so my family can sit around the tree and open presents and sing songs about taxes and giving till it hurts.
I think that I should stop giving to churches, Good Will, Red Cross, United Way and the such. I mean really, who knows better what to do with my hard earned cash than the federal government?
Maybe they can give a new infusion of my cash to Robert Mapplethorpe . Who knows? Whatever, I trust the government to properly spend my money… don’t you?