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War on Poverty

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How to get $75k in benefits for you and your girlfriend.

Follow these proven steps:

1. Don’t get married to her.
2. Use your mom’s address to get mail sent to.
3. The guy buys a house.
4. Guy rents out house to his girlfriend who has 2 of his kids.
5. Section 8 will pay 900 a month for a 3 bedroom home.
6. Girlfriend signs up for Obamacare so guy doesn’t pay insurance.
7. Girlfriend gets to go to college for free being a single mother
8. Girlfriend gets 600 a month for food stamps
9. Girlfriend gets free cell phone
10. Girlfriend get free utilities.
11. Guy moves into home but uses moms house to get mail sent to.
12. Girlfriend claims one kid and guy claims one kid on taxes. Now you both get to claim head of house hold at $1800 credit.
13. Girlfriend gets disability for being “crazy” or having a “bad back” at $1800 a month and never has to work again.

This plan is perfectly legal and is being executed now by millions of people.

A married couple with a stay at home mom yields $0 dollars income.

An unmarried couple with a stay at home mom will net:

21600 disability
+
10800 free housing
+
6000 free Obamacare
+
6000 free food
+
4800 free utilities
+
6000 Pell grant money to spend
+
12000 a year in college tuition free from Pell grant
+
8800 tax benefit for being a single mother
=
$75,000 a year in benefits

Hmmmm…Any idea why the country is 18 + trillion in debt?

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